Showing posts with label monkey suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey suit. Show all posts

Monday, August 11, 2008

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

MSMMA

The Monkey Suit is proud to announce its new venture Monkey Suit Mixed Martial Arts or MSMMA, the new MS. Monkey Suit and Gang have begun training and are sure to have all sorts of awesome MSMMA action to post. All is sure to enjoy us beating the crap out of each other.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Quick comment about Boobs

I mean really if I shaved my chest it would look like Justins. Anyway ever notice that boobs look good even on really fat chicks. It maybe the Vodka talking but shit boobs are awesome, especially banana flavored!!! Can I be serious for a moment can't we solve all of the worlds problems with a nice pair of boobs.

Damn Justin


I ask this simple question, don't you want to be inside Justin Timberlake? I mean even me a Monkey Suit can see he is so strong and handsome and young and supple....... Oh I mean I would love to taste him, no I mean hold him and rub his hair, oh my god! Can we not be afraid to show our love for such an excellent human being? I am a straight Monkey Suit but his sweetness draws me near I love to hear his almost female voice hitting the high notes it sends my heart soaring. Good Lord made a fine peice of man ass when he sculpted that one. Damn Justin you take my breath away.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Playing with Myself

Monkey suit has been doing a lot of soul searching lately and I cant help but feel a little alone. Sure there is the tender touch of nipple boy now and again but he isn't always there. And the self pleasuring jaunts I take by myself peeling the old banana are nice but the Monkey Suit has longed for a Mrs. Monkey I mean I don't get I throw poop at all the prospective Mrs. Suit but they just don't respond. So I sign off with a heavy heart, will anyone cheer up the Monkey Suit?

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Oh Monkey Suit- you so crazy

The Monkey Suit seems like just a character who is fictional and irrelevant. But he is more than that, he walks among you and pays $4.00 a gallon for gas and has a man crush on Barrack Obama like everyone else. He is a Patriot unlike so many. I say to you are you better than Monkey Suit? I think not. He also observes the world around him his tight knit crew that worked with him on his now famous movie Tangerine Dreams and Peanut Butter kisses. He sees the man who is always trying to bring him down. But Monkey Suit sometimes doesn’t realize his power like the time he struck down a poor man trying to buy a car at Carmax. He (Monkey Suit) had to hear “Don’t Hurt’em Monkey Suit”.

Is not the Monkey Suit within all of us? This sex-crazed being looking for attention even if only by means that hurts ourselves. God damnit I scream I love the Monkey Suit. Monkey Suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://revver.com/video/156512/patriotic-monkey-suit/

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

A Funny Blog to Check out!!!

As you know the Monkey Suit is an innovative creature. He's always looking and feeling and feeling and... oh yeah. The Monkey Suit is growing in popularity on Myspace and is really enjoying getting his word out through this Blog. During his escapades on Myspace he has run across a rather entertaning Blog that he would like for everyone to check out, so check it out or Monkey Suit will eat your face. http://ineversaiditwouldnthurt.blogspot.com/

Thursday, May 22, 2008