Showing posts with label bad hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad hair. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Donald Trump Is Such a Dick - Now He’s Picking A fight with Robert De Niro

We knew Donald Trump was one of the most conceited people in the world, but now he is starting to look just stupid.

After picking a fight with Jerry Seinfeld last week and saying some of the most hurtful things to one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, Trump has now gone after movie legend Robert De Niro.

Related: Donald Trump Now Picking on Jerry Seinfeld? – You’re Fired!

Trump is lashing out at De Niro after the actor made the following comment at the Tribeca Film Festival,

"I won't mention names, but there are certain people on the news in the last couple of weeks and what they're doing is crazy. They're making statements about people that they don't even back up. Go get the facts before you start saying things about people."

Trump then lashed out at De Niro like he was some kind of playground bully saying,

"Well, De Niro’s not the brightest bulb on the planet. I’ve been watching him over the years and I like his acting, but you know in terms of when I watch him doing interviews and various other things, we’re not dealing with Albert Einstein."

Wow. Donald, take it down a notch. You can just hear the dickishness in his voice.

Donald, you have lashed out at anyone that question’s your ability to act like a mature candidate. And in turn, you have acted like a bully and a dick.

You might be able to push around Jerry Seinfeld, but messing with Robert De Niro might not be a good idea - if you know what I mean.

Please just go back to your “Celebrity Apprentice” show and stay out of politics. We have enough problems as it is.

At least we can still laugh at him because his bad hair looks like this

Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Friday, April 22, 2011

Donald Trump Now Picking on Jerry Seinfeld? – Don’t Be a Bully. You’re Fired!

Donald Trump seems to be lashing out at everybody these days.

Now he has gone after one of the nicest guys in Hollywood – Jerry Seinfeld.

And it’s all over Jerry canceling a St. Jude Children's Research Hospital fundraiser for his friend “The Donald.”

Seinfeld said he cancelled because he was tired of hearing Trump rant about taking all the oil in Iraq and Libya, and thinks his rants about Obama’s birth certificate are out of place.

Seinfeld is also amused that Trump thinks he would make a better Presidential candidate than Mitt Romney because he has more money and is more famous.

Donald then responded in what can only be called an uncomfortable and
abusive way,

"I just learned you canceled a show for my son's charity because of the fact that I am being very aggressive with respect to President Obama, who is doing an absolutely terrible job as our leader.”

“We don't care that you broke your commitment. What I do feel badly about is that I agreed to do, and did, your failed show, 'The Marriage Ref,' even though I thought it was absolutely terrible. . . . Despite its poor ratings, I didn't cancel on you like you canceled on my son and St. Jude. I only wish I did.”

"You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Can’t you just hear is creepy voice when you read those words?

If this is the way he treats his friends then I wouldn’t want to cross him.

Donald – you’re fired. Don’t be a bully AND an idiot.

And stop running for president – you’re just getting in the way. Those guys will squash you like a bug.

But your bad hair days are what keep us laughing at you!

Related: Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Donald Trump is a Political Douchebag – You’re Fired!

Every now and then there are people who I wish would just go away. Today, Donald Trump is that person. Why?

The Donald has now thrown his hat, or bad hair, into the ring for the 2012 Presidential campaign.

Really?

Trump running for President? Donald, please don’t ask Gary Busey to be your running mate or Joan Rivers to be your Secretary of State.

First off, the only political experience he has is dealing with other politicians in the New York and New Jersey commercial building, golf course, and casino business. Okay, so he knows how to pay people off and likes golf.

He also knows how to get D-list celebrities to make pizza, sell wedding dresses, and plug product placement deals on his show “Celebrity Apprentice”. But that type of extreme leadership pales in comparison to what it takes to be president.

And last week on “The View” he went on and on about how Barack Obama should just “step up” and produce a copy of his birth certificate. Oh no… another birther. I thought we had settled that a long time ago.

In a masterful attempt to “show how easy it was”, Donald produced for the media what he said was a copy of his own birth certificate. But there was only one problem.

What he actually produced was just an unofficial hospital birthing record – NOT his official birth certificate. That’s kind of embarrassing.

Trump even accused the Governor of Hawaii of a cover-up regarding the issue, and the Governor shot back calling Trump “a fool”.

Of course we all know that Trump could never really get elected, and I hope that deep down Donald himself realizes that – but I’m not so sure.

After all, four years in Washington would put a serious crimp in his television production schedule. He even told reporters that he couldn’t say anything about running until production on “Celebrity Apprentice” was over. Really?

Donald – there are too many real problems in this world for you to be wasting our time with some type of selfless promotion regarding running for president. You know you have zero chance of winning so please step aside and let the real contenders battle this out. In times like this I really miss Keith Olbermann’s “Worst person in the world” segment.

But Donald, since you seem to understand only one thing besides money, I will make this very easy for you to process…

Donald, you’re fired.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Donald Trump Bad Hair Day Pictures

Even when you’re worth a billion dollars, you’re going to have a bad hair day every now and then.

And no doubt our good friend Donald Trump is more inclined than many to succumb to a brisk breeze.


Oh, and by the way, all this talk about running for President has left us with only one option - you're fired.

Related: Donald Trump Drops the f-bomb a lot during Las Vegas Speech

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